Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence!
Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.
People always travel faster when somebody's chasing them.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
Pressure makes diamonds.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
God is clever, but not dishonest.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
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